I Went to Disney World & Came Back a Little Sexier

A couple of weeks ago I had the most amazing Mother’s Day ever, after traveling to Disney World to attend the Hanes Comfort Summit and officially become a part of the Hanes Comfort Crew. And you know what? I haven’t fully returned to reality quite yet. Because it’s pretty hard to get back into a normal routine after spending a few amazing days connecting with some incredible bloggers (who I hope to be like when I grow up), learning about products that make me genuinely excited to be a woman, and of course — hanging out at the happiest place on earth.

Seriously, you guys — I had the BEST time. And I really, really NEEDED those few days to be around people who truly “get” me and understand what this whole blogging thing is all about.

Like these girls. If you don’t recognize them immediately from the photo, you’re really missing out.

 

Some really fun gals.

(If you need a cheat sheet, that’s Danielle Smith, Jill Smokler, moi, and Meagan Francis. You’re welcome.)

Ok, back to the Hanes Comfort Crew and what, exactly, it is. As a new member of the group, I’ll be testing out all sorts of fun Hanes products throughout the year — and helping spread the word on a little secret not too many people know. You guys — Hanes stuff is actually Mom Sexy. For reals. Their newest line of women’s bras and underwear make me feel like a hot ticket when I put them on — not like a grandmother, which is probably what first pops into your mind when you think Hanes. You know, a 6-pack of white panties with a waist band so high they practically touch your boobs when you wear them.

Check out that photo of me and the girls one more time. You see that neon pink thing sticking out of my dress. That’s a Hanes Bandini Bra. And it’s hot.

And it’s only one of the many products I’ll be telling you more about down the road.

For now, I’m going to continue the process of trying to get back into a normal groove, but I won’t lie. I’d much rather be back sitting on my balcony at Disney’s Boardwalk Inn, taking in the view and contemplating what color underwear I want to throw on before meeting my new friends for mojitos.

 

Disclosure – I am a member of the Hanes Comfort Crew and did receive a trip to Disney World with my family on behalf of Hanes. My opinions and my posts are all my own.

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