A Mom Sexy Appetizer

Good morning everyone!  Today is Friday, May 21st, and I’m so excited for this weekend for a number of reasons.  First of all, the weather is going to be gorgeous.  And by gorgeous I mean like summer weather gorgeous.  And I LOVE summer weather gorgeous. Because summer weather gorgeous means that summer is on its way.

Second, after pretty much being the hillbillies of the neighborhood with our empty plant beds in our front yard for over three years, we are finally putting in some beautiful landscaping.  Correction:  the hubster is putting in landscaping.  I may try and help if I get a wild hair up my ass, but that sort of thing just really isn’t my territory.  I usually stick to delivering the lemonade tray.

The final reason that I’m really anticipating this weekend is because I have to get ready for my big Mom Sexy post to roll out on Monday…and yes ladies…that means that I have another vlog to make.  And I have a great idea for it and I’m hoping that I’m cool enough to pull it off.  And honestly, because I’m feeling so incredibly Mom Sexy these days, I have no doubt in my mind that I am. That’s right.  I said it.  I’m cool enough.  Because I sure as hell feel sexy enough.

And if you FEEL sexy, then you ARE sexy.

I wanted to send all of you lovely ladies into this weekend feeling good about yourselves, and so I thought that the little hint in that last sentence about Monday’s Mom Sexy theme would put you in the mood.

And if for whatever reason you aren’t heading into this weekend feeling particularly Mom Sexy, then I want you to promise to do something for me. Throughout the day today, I want you to periodically go into your bathroom and look in the mirror and look yourself in the eyes.  And then I want you to say one or all of these little phrases out loud.  And I want you to MEAN IT.  And yes, in case you were wondering, I do this all the time if I’m not feeling totally up to par in the sexy department.  Kind of like how I felt after having the colonic that I most definitely didn’t consent to last weekend.

Seriously girls, just hold your head high and boldly say the following while staring at yourself in the mirror:

“DAMN GIRL!!!  You are SEXY AS HELL!!  I’d do you!”

“WOW…you are a complete and total BABE!  You are one HOT MAMA!”

“You are lookin’ GOOD lady!  Check out those curves!!”

“Um, seriously…WHO wouldn’t want THIS??”

“Nice ass honey!!”

Ok, so I’m sure you get the idea!  There is something about saying things like that out loud that give me a confidence boost when I really need it.  It may sound a bit silly or self-indulgent, but the truth is that every time I do it, I leave the bathroom with a huge smile on my face and a little more bounce in my step.

Don’t be embarrassed.  Just try it…IT WORKS!!!

And don’t forget to come back and see me on Monday to help me continue my Mom Sexy Revolution.  Things are starting to get interesting.  :)

Comments

  1. 1

    Okay, I’m going to try it, but I think my coworkers might look at me funny.

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    Evonne says:

    Saying good things about yourself in the mirror really does boost your confidence!

    I wanted to let you know, I really like this Mom Sexy revolution! Yesterday I took the time to put together what I think is a cute outfit and even threw some make-up on. I felt really good about myself all day!

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    Stopping by from SITS. I laughed out loud at your mirror affirmations, but for you, I am going to try to be my sexy self this weekend. :) I will probably be using some form of “Nice ASS!” because I happen to like my butt, but that’s probably TMI . . . Happy Friday!

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    Theta Mom says:

    I love your positive energy about this Mom Sexy business – it’s infectious. :)

    Have a great weekend!

  5. 5

    Still loving the Mom Sexy and can’t wait to check back on Monday! Have a great weekend – we are finally planting some flowers, too. :)

  6. 6
    Shell says:

    Can’t wait to see your vlog!

    Just told myself that I have a hot ass. LOL

  7. 7
    Kmama says:

    I hope you have a wonderful weekend.

    It seems like we always have a new landscaping project each year. I hate landscaping…because it means that I have to keep it up! LOL

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    Angie says:

    LOL – as long as I either keep my eyes focused on my face (or ass) I’ll be fine with being Mom Sexy… if they wander to my chest, I will lose all confidence =(

    Seriously though… I am being Mom Sexy tonight for my nephew… his parents had pre-made plans to go to California this weekend for a family members wedding and their 17 yr olds sons senior-night for baseball got changed last minute to tonight.. so hubby and I are going to “play” parents to a teenager… I told my SIL I was going to wear my Sexy 7 jeans ;-)

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    MandyP says:

    Can’t wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So excited to see your next Vlog!

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    Rose says:

    Lol! Love it! We need more positivity and self esteem boosters ;D

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    From Belgium says:

    I am 31 weeks (nearly 32) weeks pregnant, can I sit this one out?

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    VandyJ says:

    My hubby helps in the sexy affirmations department–he tells me all the time how sexy he think I am. I starting to believe him–even after two kids–I AM one Hot Mama!

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    Rebecca says:

    LOL. I think what would work better for me is to give that script to The Mr. to read, perhaps even memorize, LOL. He’s pretty good about telling me I’m hot but it’s never wrong to keep it commin’ :-)
    Agree, we are sexy as hell!! (even after kids)

  14. 14

    Ha…this is what made me buy all those tank tops at Old Navy yesterday!!!

    Get in there and get your hands dirty! We were “that” family for a while (thank you twins), but we’re getting back into it and it’s fun! Enjoy your weekend!!!

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    Tracie says:

    Those Zumba moves are working for you, girl!

    Have a great weekend!

  16. 16

    I’m still working on my butt, but I tell my boobs they are sexy all the time. :P Awesome weekend booster!

  17. 17

    You crack me up! You also made me feel better after my horrific week with the kids. Can’t wait to see your vlog!! Have a great weekend you sexy mama!

  18. 18

    OK, I just went into my bathroom and said “Who wouldn’t want this!” outloud. My son yells, “Wants what?”…exactly. I laughed so hard! Mommyologist, I’m working on it but you inspire me to find my sexy self. You are doing a great service, keep it up sister!

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    Nikki says:

    It’s crazy how hard it is to say those things to yourself….but I will say I did the “who doesn’t want this” It at least makes me laugh!!!

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    harmskills says:

    found you through sits sat sharefest. looking forward to reading more about Sexy Mom

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    Shannon says:

    Yup, I think I will say this to the man in my life today!
    He better reconize!!

    I have a award for you on my blog too!

  22. 22

    I love positive affirmations!

    stopping by from SITS

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    SaucyB says:

    Well said! A huge part of being sexy is just having confidence. And let me tell you, over here I keep it sexy and saucy. Once thing that makes feel sexy in the summer is a golden, SAFE tan. Check out a funny look at the method to my madness to getting one in this post:
    http://www.lifeofsaucyb.com/2010/05/rotisserie-gold.html

    And, happy SITS sharefest!

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    Sarah says:

    I went with the “nice ass” comment. I don’t get that very often. Probably due to the fact that I don’t have much of one. But… it worked and I’m feeling good all over the farm today. Cause lets face it. Cow poop up to your knees doesn’t make you feel sexy. But if you think sexy, you are sexy.

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    Erin says:

    I am still in love w/ this whole Mom Sexy idea. I need to put my thinking cap on and try to come up with something so I can link up.

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    Purplume says:

    Damn I’m hot. I did your mirror exercise and it was fun. My husband was in the bedroom and I think he got a new outlook.

    Thank you. hee hee oxoxoxo

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