As I sit here tonight and anxiously await the hubster to get little dude into bed so that we can watch Bachelor pad and take turns trying to imitate Kasey’s voice enjoy a couple more hours of quality time together before the long weekend ends, I can’t help but look back at Labor Day weekend 2011 and what a whirlwind it was.
And if you are wondering why I’m calling this Labor Day weekend a whirlwind, then take a couple minutes to read about how Hurricane Irene left SHIT in my basement. It’ll tell you all you need to know.
Without further ado, I give you five things I never thought I’d say over Labor Day weekend:
1. “Quit putting your feet all over the wine chiller! I mean it! Leave it alone already!”- said to Little Dude. (Nobody messes with mama’s boyfriend a.k.a. Mr. Pinot Grigio).
2. “No problem at all! I’ll just add it to the shit soaked items in the garage and it will blend right in with the smell.” – said to my cousins after changing their 2-year old’s diaper.
3. “I’m not too worried about getting a sunroof. Sunroofs mess up my hair and I hate that.” – said to several car salesmen while checking out possible new rides. No weekend is complete without a little Mom Sexy.
4. “Yes honey, I know you heard that from Mommy, but if you yell ‘JESUS!’ at school, you’ll get sent to the principal’s office.” (Guess I need to clean up my act a bit…)
I can't believe he's in kindergarten!!
5. “Honey, it really isn’t polite to hang your Angry Bird keychain on your wiener. Please take it off of there NOW.” - WTF? (And yes, this was said to my kid, not the hubster thank GOD).
That’s all I’ve got folks. Hope your last weekend of summer was one to remember!
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LMAO Love the last one thought they are all pretty good. Sounds like a hectic week-end was had.
Hectic but good! That kid keeps me laughing, that’s for sure!
love it. I told husband to EF HIMSELF when he (sort of) criticized by (not) handling a bad (bloody) scraped knee one of the kids had outside. This was in front of other people. I guess I’ll be hiding this fall.
LOL! Love it!
That last one almost made me spit out my drink!
I didn’t know what to do when I saw it hanging there!!!
The Angry Bird keychain comment is by far the best. Hehehe. What is it with boys and their wieners?
I don’t know…but he is obsessed with that thing!
I love that you needed to clarify who you had to say that last one to!
What a weekend!
This would’ve been a completely different blog post if it had been the hubster.
HAAA! Sorry to read about the ill effects of the hurricane UGH. Never a dull moment over there. Totally feel you on watching what you say. I swear we’re just waiting on Bubba to start dropping the F bomb. xo
Oh yeah…it’s always something over here!!! Little dude said “Damn” today. I have to clean up my act.
angry bird keychain hanging that is the best. I know nothing of having boys as I have a girl and this makes me thankful…well at least until we have to pick out her outfit for school in the morning!
I swear I will never look at Angry Birds the same way again…LOL!
Thank god you clarified the last statement. I was terrified for a second
LOL…that would’ve been pretty bad!
Haha…that last one is awesome!
I’m going to have to clean it up too…I can’t believe what comes out of the Crazies’ mouths!
To top things off, today he used “damn” in a sentence. I really need to watch it!
After their Dad called me a Crackhead (in jest, of course…I haven’t done crack for years), Matt asked me what he said and I replied by telling him that it was a bad word. He then turned to his father and said, “Daddy, you’re not supposed to say bad words…you’re never supposed to say facefuck either.”
Yup…driving with his father, heard f*ckface and reversed the words…completely changing the meaning…horrifying me (a bad mouthed New Yorker)…fml
oh boy – sounds like it was an interesting weekend! the last one — i die. too funny.
I seriously had to restrain myself from dying of laughter when he hung it on there!!
Thanks for the laugh this morning! And love the pic of Little Dude.
Thank you! He’s a riot!!
Bwhahahaha! The things we say as Moms! I too have had to clean my mouth up & still a JC comes out every once in awhile!
Also, I am really glad your husband was not hanging an Angry Bird keychain off his manhood.
Yeah, that would’ve been a deal breaker for me, I think.
LOL. I was not expecting that last one
I had to laugh when you crossed out “trying to imitate Kasey’s voice”! Isn’t it the weirdest? Kinda Kermit the Frog-ish…..Him and Vienna are so creepy and gross together. They make me puke in my throat each time I see them make out.
OMG…Kasey and Vienna are the WORST!!!
This is fantastic! I cannot stand Kasey and Vienna. I always say that Kasey sounds like he is talking with cottonballs in his mouth! Drives me up a wall!!
I spit wine out of my mouth when I read #5 and I’m so glad you were talking to your son and not your hubby because…Angry Birds? Sexy? Yeahhhhh not so much! LOL!!
I can’t stand him either! So happy they didn’t get to the final!
Your posts seriously make my day. I have a 3 year old and some of the things that come out of their mouths is HILARIOUS, I can only imagine what the future holds. And my son is currently obesessed with the fact that he has a weiner, and my fiance thinks this is just hysterical and feeds in to it like he just realized he has one. So the hanging the Angry Bird keychain on his weiner situation… totally happens in my house. Thanks for sharing.
OMG…my son is BEYOND obsessed with his wiener. I’ve actually thought about writing a post around it, but I’m afraid it will come back to haunt him if he tries to run for President someday.
You made MY day today!!