Wow. Today is Friday, and that means it’s time for another Mom Sexy Fridays post. But today is actually a very special Friday…because it also happens to be my little dude’s 6th birthday.
Holy shit. SIX. Where in the hell did the past few years go? Because I totally remember being in the hospital and giving birth to him like it was yesterday. I was happy. I was relieved. I was overcome with emotion when I saw his little face for the first time. But I was also exhausted after 24-hours of labor. And I kept farting uncontrollably because I was so numb that I couldn’t hold them in. And I was pretty much the unsexiest that I’ve ever been in my life. But then again, I never would’ve eventually found my Mom Sexy again if I hadn’t been a mom in the first place.
Actually, nothing that is good in my life right now ever would’ve happened to me if that little boy hadn’t made his entrance into this world on March 2nd, 2006 at 8:10pm. Because he changed everything.
Without him, I wouldn’t have rediscovered who I truly am. I wouldn’t be a parent, which is the greatest gift that anyone can ever experience. I wouldn’t be confident. I wouldn’t have learned not to sweat the small stuff so much. I wouldn’t have learned what it’s like to love someone so much that you think your head might explode. And I wouldn’t have realized that every single solitary moment of my life has happened for a reason, because it is all part of a bigger plan that we have no control over.
If my little man hadn’t come into my life when he did, then I wouldn’t be typing this post right now, because I wouldn’t be the Mommyologist, so I wouldn’t even know the definition of Mom Sexy let alone have a Friday blog series dedicated to it.
So today, I’m giving credit where it’s due, because I owe all of the amazing things that have happened to me over the past six-years to my adorable, loving, super-intelligent, incredibly sweet, pint-sized comedian that makes my world a better place on a daily basis.
Happy Birthday Little Dude. Your mama loves the shit out of you.
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That is so beautiful, I am actually reading this with tears in my eyes. I can totally relate, and my boy is only 2
Thanks for your great blog, keep it up!
Thank you! Enjoy your little guy. Everyone says it, but it really is true: the time goes by so fast you won’t even believe it.
Happy Birthday to your handsome son!!! My son will be 7 in July and my twins 6 in September! I have no clue where the time has gone but I wouldn’t trade my “babies” for anything. Such a blessing. <3
Happy #6, little dude! I totally hear you – being a mom has changed my life 100%, and undeniably for the better. And honestly, it’s way more fun than I ever imagined.
And the farting incessantly?? Hahahahhahaha!!!!! Seriously.
Your son is adorable and wish him a Happy B-day from me! I can remember when my son was six years old and it does feel like it was yesterday for me also. Every little thought of my son always brings a smile to my face. There is no reward greater than being a parent. God Bless you and your family.
P.S. I ran across your site about a week ago and I wanted you to know that I love your down to earth attitude and views. You are the type of person that can make anyone smile and we all need to smile more. I hope you have an incredible weekend!
Awwwwwwww…………truly one of your most heartfelt posts. Happy, happy b’day to the little man. May he get everything good that life has to offer.
Happy Birthday to him! It is crazy how much you can love the damn kids!! I used to compare it to puppies…so cute you want to squeeze them to death haha
Happy Birthday to your little guy! I really love the idea of Mom Sexy Fridays. In my house, we try to do sexy Saturdays, but usually ends up not quite so sexy. I saw you are accepting posts on Mom Sexy Fridays, I’ll shoot you an email with my sexy or not so sexy story:)
Such a lovely tribute and every word so true.
Happy birthday to your big guy!
It really does fly by.
Well, time flies so fast when your having fun! It only shows that you’re enjoying your motherhood much. Belated happy birthday to your Little Dude