Happy Valentine’s Day ladies! Welcome to my Mom Sexy Valentine’s Day Bash…I’m so happy you came to my party!
In case you are wondering what this little shin-dig is all about, just watch the video below for info on how you can attend this awesome party.
For those of you who are already in the know, I give you 10 things I love and appreciate about myself:
1. My ass-shaking skills may not be totally up to par with Shakira’s, but they’re still worth bragging about.
2. I’m not ashamed of the fact that I have Bieber fever. And you shouldn’t be either.
3. I’m one hell of a good time at a party. Just ask my friends who I was on vacation with last week. But don’t expect them to reveal any potentially incriminating details.
4. I don’t take myself seriously at all. If I fall flat on my face in a crowded room, I’ll be the first one to make fun of myself and crack jokes. Life’s too short to cry over something like that.
5. I’m a MILF. Or at least I think I’m a MILF. And if you don’t think I’m a MILF then I really don’t give a shit.
6. If you’re having one of those “I don’t feel like a MILF” kind of days, I have an undeniable ability to boost your self esteem and make you think the opposite in about 30 seconds. Try me.
7. As hard as I try to be a bad ass, I’m really a “do the right thing” kind of girl. I believe in karma, and I believe in playing fair and by the rules. But somehow I still manage to give off that “bad ass” vibe.
8. I know that I have a love/hate relationship with them, but right now I’m in a “I love my boobs” phase. They’re small…and they aren’t exactly perky…but they do look good on my bod. They’re proportional…and that’s gotta count for something, right?
9. I make insanely good martinis.
10. I am completely and totally 100% confident with who I am…and I only wish I’d been this way when I was 21. I’ve fully activated my “I don’t give a fu&%” switch when it comes to what others think of me, and I never try to be something I’m not. Because I’m one pretty freakin’ cool chick just the way I am. I’m The Mommyologist, dammit.
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