I Went to Disney World & Came Back a Little Sexier

Great gals at the Hanes Comfort Summit.

A couple of weeks ago I had the most amazing Mother’s Day ever, after traveling to Disney World to attend the Hanes Comfort Summit and officially become a part of the Hanes Comfort Crew. And you know what? I haven’t fully returned to reality quite yet. Because it’s pretty hard to get back into a […]

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Bringing Mom Sexy Back — Round 2


“You’re fat.” “You’re so freakin’ old.” “Your ass is huge.” “Your boobs are totally saggy and make you look like an 80-year-old woman.” “You’re ugly. And unattractive. And did I mention ugly?” “You’re washed up.” “Your time is over.” “See that girl over there? She’s way skinnier and prettier than you.” “That part of your […]

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I’m Joining the Hanes Comfort Crew (& Hopefully Getting My Mom Sexy Back Again)

One very happy bitch.

Ahhh. Comfort. It’s something we could all use a whole hell of a lot more of — especially since as moms, we spend a good majority of our time comforting other people, taking care of their needs — and forgetting to pay attention to ourselves in the process is kind of inevitable. But you know […]

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Super Bowl Sunday: 10 Reasons It’s Just Another Conspiracy Against Parents

Yeah, so today is Super Bowl Sunday. Millions of people all over the U.S. are all fired up and ready to get their couch potato on to enjoy the one day out of the year that’s pretty much reserved for doing nothing, getting all kinds of shitty drunk, and enjoying copious amounts of artery-clogging food […]

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The ONLY 3 Things Moms Need to Survive Parenthood


Well, friends — I had a bit of an “ah-ha” moment yesterday after a friend of mine posted this photo on Facebook of my little dude and two of his best friends. It was taken about three years ago, and after oohing and aahing over it for a few seconds — a light bulb went […]

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Parking Lots Are Eventually Going to Kill Me

I’m no psychic or fortune teller or anything like that, but every time I find myself out and about running errands, I’m fairly certain I know what my cause of death will likely be. Odds are good at some point or another, I’m going to suffer a heart attack while trying to back out of […]

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15 Questions to Ask Yourself Before Planning Any Vacation

Ok, you guys — I have a secret. And it’s one most of my family and friends already know, so I figured it was about time for me to just go ahead and admit it and put it out there for everyone to hear. Because I just can’t hide any longer. Here it goes … […]

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