’50 Shades of Grey’ Movie Better Turn Me On

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If you’re a Fifty Shades of Grey fan, then you may want to quit reading this post immediately — because I’m not afraid to go against the masses and admit just how bad I think the book SUCKS. Yes, I said SUCKS — and I’m not making a reference to the infamous (and somewhat pathetic) [...]

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Hooking Up With My Old Boyfriend Was a Shitty Idea

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Ok, it’s confession time. I’ve been a bit of a bad girl these past few months — and I’m not especially proud of my actions. I’ve lied to myself (and sort of to others.) I’ve treated my self esteem like a piece of gum on the bottom of my shoe. But I’ve also done the [...]

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Activating Your “I Don’t Give a Fu&%” Switch

On more than one occasion, you guys have heard me talk about activating my “I Don’t Give a Fu&%” switch, and what’s it’s done for my quality of life in general, and my personal sanity. And I gotta tell ya – I seriously can’t rave enough about this thing, and I firmly believe that everyone [...]

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Four Leaf Clovers Are a Crock of Shit

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Are you at all superstitious? You know, like do you believe it’s good luck when a ladybug lands on your arm or when a bird shits on your head, or when you find a four leaf clover? Well, I can’t really vouch for the ladybug or the bird shit, but I can tell you that [...]

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Easter Brunch Buffets, Boogers, and Poop

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Wow. Happy belated Easter everyone! Did you have fun last Sunday? Did ya? Did ya hang out with friends and family? Did your little ones get all stir crazy and shit from the sugar and candy and drive you absolutely bonkers? If not, then please stop reading this post immediately. Cuz Easter kinda kicked my [...]

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Mom Sexy Fridays: Change Is Super Sexy

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Please welcome  Jacki from Dare 2 Dream Dare 2 Do as my Mom Sexy Fridays guest poster today! (And please give her a round of applause for being understanding about the fact that my schedule is nuts as hell lately — cuz it really is).     Jacki is a book obsessed, maniacally efficient, logically [...]

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Reason Number 467 Why I Need My Own Bathroom (VIDEO)

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — all I want for Christmas, Easter, Mother’s Day, my birthday, etc, is my own freakin’ bathroom. It doesn’t even have to be all that fancy (ok, yes it does) — it just has to be MINE, all MINE. And it has to smell like lavender [...]

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