The Elf On The Shelf: (a.k.a. The Sleep Nazi)

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Were you or are you still a hard-core Seinfeld fan? I am. I LOVE that shit. And if you don’t, then the only excuse I’ll accept is that you’ve never seen one episode in your entire life. If you have seen it and don’t think it’s funny, then I don’t think that you are freakin’ [...]

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Thanksgiving 2011: 10 Things I’m Thankful For (Or Something To That Effect)

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1. I’m thankful for the fact that I’m not the least bit embarrassed to go commando underneath my yoga pants. Seriously…I saw some chick walk into Starbucks yesterday wearing workout pants with the clear outline of a thong underneath. Um…you can’t do Zumba in a thong unless you want it to wind up halfway up [...]

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Mom Sexy Fridays: It’s Ok To Want To Look Good!

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Please welcome my Mom Sexy Fridays guest poster for today, Kelly from “The Six of Us.”, as she shares with us why it is ok to want to look good and feel like a sexy woman! Kelly is a 38 year old military spouse, mother of 4 and marketing assistant. She loves to cook and [...]

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I Got My Son In Trouble at Kindergarten

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There’s really no better way to end the week than with a good old fashioned mommy fail, is there? Well, that’s pretty much how things ended for me last Friday when my son got off the bus. He was trying to be all cryptic and shit about what went down at Kindergarten that day, but [...]

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Mom Sexy Fridays: Demanding “Me” Time is Mom Sexy!

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Please join me in my excitement as I welcome today’s Mom Sexy Fridays guest poster, Sili from My Mamihood!   Sili is a sexy single mami who loves her frog princess, her books & her vino. Things haven’t turned out the way she planned, but her life is STILL filled with countless blessings! Sili believes [...]

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I Ate Like a Pig Last Week. But Not Everyone Did.

Well everyone…as hard as I’m trying to get back to a normal routine and function like a regular human being again, I’m still just not over the whole “being displaced after the power outage” ordeal. My muscles hurt. My house looks like something out of an episode of Hoarders. And my pants are tight and [...]

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I Have My Power Back. Now What?

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This past Saturday night, it finally happened. THE POWER CAME BACK ON AT MY HOUSE!!! Of course, I wasn’t there when we were magically blessed with lights and heat again. Because The Mommyologist does not stay in a house with no power and heat. Instead, I was down by the Connecticut shore enjoying a glass [...]

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